Madam Reality and Ms Fiction were invited on a prime time debate by a loudmouth news anchor[LMA] of a leading news channel for an invigorating discussion.
Loud Mouth Anchor [LMA]—Ladies and Gentleman …Today, I have two very interesting guests—Madam Reality and Ms. Fiction.
Madam Reality was grey haired, bespectacled, wrinkled, wretched and ordinary while Ms. Fiction was young, exuberant, bewitchingly beautiful and extremely confident.
LMA starting the conversation—Madam Reality…come on please introduce yourself.
Madam Reality remained completely silent.
Loud Mouth Anchor (LMA) in a raised voice—-Come on, please speak something, Madam Reality.
Madam Reality—I have nothing to speak. I am reality. But neither is anyone interested to know me nor is anyone willing to change my wretched state.
Ms. Fiction—Oh come on—you thrive on tears—This is what ails you— you try to garner sympathy by delivering such wretched statements.
Madam Reality, annoyed, shot back—Sympathy and me—Ha—this appears a fictional joke, Ms. Fiction.
Ms.Fiction—Don’t you dare to call my statement as a joke. I never say a joke as for me the audience at large are a bunch of jokers who just thrive on what comes through my masala and thrilling feed.
Madam Reality replies—How ironical, you call your audience as jokers while I consider them as real sufferers. They are so hooked to your bewitchingly fabricated charm and are completely enamoured by your fake stories — courtesy these high profile news anchors who glorify fictional rubbish and trash—miles away from ground reality.
Meanwhile LMA jumps into the conversation indignantly—Shut up you anti national Madam Reality. We, the news anchors of today, are the biggest nationalists. Just like, yesteryear actor Manoj Kumar. He was a movie-screen true blue patriot and we are news-screen patriots. We can fire anti nationals with just our tongue, pitch, teeth, saliva and voice. We have roasted many neighbourhood country generals, brigadiers and colonels just by raising the decibels of our high profile noise…sorry…voice.
Reality smiles in sarcasm—-Yes, you can shoot on anyone, hoot on anyone and loot anyone of their peace of mind.
LMA— You, Madam Reality, I can throw a boot too. Don’t cross your limits on my show. I have Ms. Fiction to support me in my nationalist cause.
Ms. Fiction—You are right, Sir. Madam Reality is completely oblivious to our collective power. We are masters of distraction. We distract to attract. In a country besieged with unemployment, corona, and failing economy, we have them hooked to a suicide, murder, drugs, #Me too, #You too, # I too. This is the brute power of daily news channels.
Madam Reality shots back—Fictional news is no longer a rare or isolated phenomenon as it is now strategically organized and shrewdly disseminated to a target population so that they keep discussing inconsequential things amongst themselves forgetting the difference between what is important and what is not important.
LMA—- Shut your mouth Madam Reality or I will raze your existence to fiction. I cannot let such real talk go on in my puppet show.
Madam Reality smiles, leaves the studio, while LMA and Ms. Fiction keep abusing, ranting and enjoying spreading of misinformation campaign with pomp, applause, band and baaja.
DISCLAIMER : Views expressed above are the author’s own.